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The Choculator - Chocolate Calculator
£12.00
This isn’t a chocolate bar. It’s a calculator.
And yes, we’re as disappointed as you are.
Meet the Choculator—a gloriously snackable-looking calculator that won’t melt in your bag but might melt a few hearts. It adds, subtracts, and mildly distracts—just like the best kind of coworker. Sure, it’s not real chocolate. But it will help you calculate how many actual chocolate bars you can afford after rent, bills, and that questionable late-night online shopping spree.
Perfect for chocolate lovers, maths avoiders, and anyone who just wants their desk to look that much more delicious.
Maths has never looked this snackable—and your bank account has never been this gently mocked.
It looks good enough to eat, but don’t. Please don’t.
Info
The Choculator is a chocolate bar-shaped calculator that’s all charm and zero calories. It’s the perfect mix of function, fun, and fake chocolate—ideal for sweetening up your workspace or gifting with a wink.
DIMENSIONS:
14cm height x 8.5cm width x 1.5 depth
Solves equations. Raises eyebrows.
Not edible. Weirdly satisfying to press.
Great for desks, gift baskets, or emotional support budgets
The only bar that doesn’t judge your spending habits
Technically a calculator. Emotionally a coping mechanism.
Please don't eat it. Our legal team aren't prepared for this type of lawsuit.
Lampshade Specification
Lampshade Specifications
Every Love Frankie lampshade is handmade to order in our UK workshop. Here's everything you need to know about fittings, sizing, materials and bulbs before ordering.
LAMPSHADE FITTINGS
Our standard lampshades use a 39mm UK/EU ring fitting and include a reducer ring for 29mm fittings, making them suitable for most standard UK and European lamps and flex sets.
For most designs, you can choose:
Lamp: the ring fitting sits approximately 4cm up from the bottom of the shade.
Ceiling Pendant: the ring fitting sits approximately 4cm down from the top of the shade.
Using an arc floor lamp? Choose the Ceiling Pendant option so the fitting sits at the top.
American harp and lampshade carrier fittings are available on selected designs by request. Please contact us before ordering if you need a specialist fitting.
Please note: Lamp bases, flexes and fittings shown in our photography are for styling purposes and are not included unless specifically stated.
LAMPSHADE SIZING
Our lampshade dimensions are shown in both centimetres and inches.
Use the size and proportion guide shown in the product images to compare the different sizes and find the right proportions for your lamp or space.
Still unsure? Get in touch and we'll happily help you choose.
FABRIC & WALLPAPER SAMPLES
Colours, textures and tones can vary between screens, so we recommend ordering a sample if you're trying to match a particular colour or interior scheme.
You can order up to five free fabric or wallpaper samples, with postage charged separately. Simply look out for the Yellow ORDER FABRIC SAMPLE button on all your favourite shades.
View our Fabric Sample Service →
METALLIC FOIL LININGS
Our gold and copper foil lined lampshades are constructed using three layers: metallic foil, lampshade PVC and your chosen outer fabric or wallpaper.
The opaque construction prevents light passing through the sides of the shade. Instead, light reflects from the metallic interior, creating a beautifully warm, directional glow from the top and bottom.
Larger lampshades have wider openings and will naturally allow more light into the room.
FRINGED LAMPSHADES
Our fringes are available in different lengths depending on the design.
The dimensions shown for the lampshade itself do not include the fringe, so please check the individual product details before ordering.
BULBS
We recommend using LED bulbs with our lampshades.
The correct bulb type and maximum wattage will depend on your lamp base or ceiling fitting, so always check the manufacturer's instructions.
Our lampshade ring fitting does not determine which bulb you need. The bulb is determined by the lamp holder or flex set you're using.
For more help with sizing, fittings, bespoke lampshades and ordering, visit our Love Frankie FAQs.
DELIVERY & LEAD TIMES
Every Love Frankie lampshade is handmade to order in our UK workshop. Our production time varies throughout the year, so please check the banner at the top of the website for our current lampshade lead time.
Need your order for a particular date? Get in touch before ordering and we'll always let you know what's possible.
All other in-stock items are usually dispatched within 3–5 working days, unless otherwise stated on the product page.
GB Mainland Delivery: £5.95
Small Item Delivery: from £2.95
FREE GB Mainland Delivery: on orders over £100
International delivery is available, with shipping estimated according to your destination and order size.
Once your order has been dispatched, we'll send tracking information where available.
For international shipping, delivery charges, returns and full delivery information, please see our Delivery & Returns page.
Returns
We hope you love your Love Frankie order, but if something isn't quite right, standard products purchased through our website can normally be returned.
Please contact us within 14 days of receiving your order to let us know you'd like to make a return.
Our standard online lampshades can be returned, even though they're handmade to order. However, bespoke, personalised or specially commissioned items cannot normally be returned unless faulty.
Return postage is the responsibility of the customer unless your item is faulty or damaged.
For full returns information and instructions, please see our Delivery & Returns page.
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