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The Shitshow LED Light Box
£35.00
Some days are beautifully organised, productive and calm.
This light is not about those days.
Blazing the word SHITSHOW in glorious showbiz lettering, this illuminated LED light box is a fitting tribute to missed deadlines, family group chats, festive hosting and life generally refusing to stick to the bloody plan.
Place it on a shelf, desk, drinks trolley or bedside table, or hang it on the wall like the important public announcement it is. Power it with batteries when you want complete freedom, or use the included USB cable when the chaos has found a permanent home.
An excellent Christmas gift for exhausted parents, overworked colleagues, chaotic friends and anyone currently holding it together with snacks and increasingly aggressive optimism.
So even if everything is going spectacularly wrong, at least give it the proper signage it deserves.
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Some days are beautifully organised. This light is not about those days. Featuring the word SHITSHOW in glorious showbiz lettering, this illuminated LED light box is a fitting tribute to festive chaos, missed deadlines, family group chats and life generally refusing to stick to the plan.
PRODUCT DETAILS:
Design: Shitshow
Energy-efficient LED illumination
Black rectangular frame
Can be displayed freestanding or mounted on a wall
Two integrated wall-mounting brackets on the reverse
Designed for indoor use
DIMENSIONS:
30cm length × 10cm height × 6cm depth
POWER:
Dual power options
Requires 3 × AA batteries for cordless use
Batteries are not included
Approximately 95cm USB cable with inline switch included
USB plug adapter is not included
PLEASE NOTE:
This is an indoor decorative light rather than a main source of illumination.
Wall fixings are not included.
Wipe clean with a soft, dry cloth.
Lampshade Specification
LAMPSHADE SPECIFICATIONS
Every Love Frankie lampshade is handmade to order in our UK workshop. Here's everything you need to know about fittings, sizing, materials and bulbs before ordering.
LAMPSHADE FITTINGS
Our standard lampshades use a 39mm UK/EU ring fitting and include a reducer ring for 29mm fittings, making them suitable for most standard UK and European lamps and flex sets.
For most designs, you can choose:
Lamp: the ring fitting sits approximately 4cm up from the bottom of the shade.
Ceiling Pendant: the ring fitting sits approximately 4cm down from the top of the shade.
Using an arc floor lamp? Choose the Ceiling Pendant option so the fitting sits at the top.
American harp and lampshade carrier fittings are available on selected designs by request. Please contact us before ordering if you need a specialist fitting.
Please note: Lamp bases, flexes and fittings shown in our photography are for styling purposes and are not included unless specifically stated.
LAMPSHADE SIZING
Our lampshade dimensions are shown in both centimetres and inches.
Use the size and proportion guide shown in the product images to compare the different sizes and find the right proportions for your lamp or space.
Still unsure? Get in touch and we'll happily help you choose.
FABRIC & WALLPAPER SAMPLES
Colours, textures and tones can vary between screens, so we recommend ordering a sample if you're trying to match a particular colour or interior scheme.
You can order up to five free fabric or wallpaper samples, with postage charged separately. Simply look out for the yellow ORDER FABRIC SAMPLE button on your favourite shades.
View our Fabric Sample Service →
METALLIC FOIL LININGS
Our gold and copper foil lined lampshades are constructed using three layers: metallic foil, lampshade PVC and your chosen outer fabric or wallpaper.
This opaque construction prevents light from passing through the sides of the shade. Instead, light reflects from the metallic interior, creating a warm, directional glow from the top and bottom.
Larger lampshades have wider openings and will naturally allow more light into the room.
FRINGED LAMPSHADES
Our fringes are available in different lengths depending on the design.
The dimensions shown for the lampshade itself do not include the fringe, so please check the individual product details for the fringe length before ordering.
BULBS
We recommend using LED bulbs with our lampshades.
The correct bulb type and maximum wattage will depend on your lamp base or ceiling fitting, so always check the manufacturer's instructions.
Our lampshade ring fitting does not determine which bulb you need. The bulb is determined by the lamp holder or flex set you're using.
For more help with sizing, fittings, bespoke lampshades and ordering, visit our Love Frankie FAQs →
DELIVERY & LEAD TIMES
Every Love Frankie lampshade is handmade to order in our UK workshop. Our production time varies throughout the year, so please check the banner at the top of the website for our current lampshade lead time.
Need your order for a particular date? Get in touch before ordering and we'll always let you know what's possible.
All other in-stock items are usually dispatched within 3–5 working days, unless otherwise stated on the product page.
GB Mainland Delivery: £5.95
Small Item Delivery: from £2.95
FREE GB Mainland Delivery: on orders over £100
International delivery is available, with shipping estimated according to your destination and order size.
Once your order has been dispatched, we'll send tracking information where available.
For international shipping, delivery charges, returns and full delivery information, please see our Delivery & Returns page.
Returns
We hope you love your Love Frankie order, but if something isn't quite right, standard products purchased through our website can normally be returned.
Please contact us within 14 days of receiving your order to let us know you'd like to make a return.
Our standard online lampshades can be returned, even though they're handmade to order. However, bespoke, personalised or specially commissioned items cannot normally be returned unless faulty.
Return postage is the responsibility of the customer unless your item is faulty or damaged.
For full returns information and instructions, please see our Delivery & Returns page.
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